Jenny asked for the funnier version

My Lawyer has advised me to inform any potential viewers of my art,(you) that the experience, while potentially startling at first, will eventually warm, and gel into a cool humming like feeling, not un-similar from that sensation you experience just after riding a roller-coaster, and you step out the exit gate to have your favorite aunt give you an ice cream, just as you sit down and the awareness of flight and drop and rise and speed are still in your hair. But don’t worry this new yet familiar feeling should only last as long as you live, if it persists past that time, it should be clear that the artist and or his graduate school should in no way be held pliable by any persons living or otherwise. Thank you and please drop by my studio for cocoa.